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The Graduate Student

Cand. Noor E.

Ph.D. Candidate (ABD) · UC Berkeley

★ 4.6 (55 reviews)
$109

The most accessible thesis in the canon, and, the faculty would whisper, the hardest-working. All but dissertation, all but unaffordable: worn through office hours she was not paid nearly enough to keep, it is the collection’s point of entry and, for many, the gateway drug to the doctoral tiers above. Be warned: the entry-level acquisition is the one that makes collectors of us all.

Compared, with all due humility, to

Egon Schiele, a study in red chalk (1917)

Schiele’s studies were never the lesser works, only the more honest ones; this, the cohort’s study, is offered in the same candid key.

Field
Comparative Literature
Worn
13 hours, worn through a seminar and the grading that outlasted it
Notes
Bright, with a caffeinated edgeLibrary cottonA note of marginalia
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Connoisseur add-ons

  • Signed, numbered Certificate of Authenticity
  • Discreet, unmarked, vacuum-sealed packaging
  • Seller credential independently verified
  • 18+ only, sold as a novelty collectible