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The Syllabus

Cogito, ergo couture. One does not merely purchase intelligence; one enrolls in it. Choose your course of study below, audit it free of commitment, or matriculate in earnest, a new scholar arriving, sealed and discreet, each month.

The Audit

Sit in. Decide later.

$49 /month
  • Access to “Lecture Notes”, exclusive digital matter from the scholars
  • A $49 credit toward your first physical acquisition
  • The weekly “Course Catalog” dispatch
  • Early word of every new scholar admitted
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The Semester

A scholar a month. The full curriculum.

$149 /month
  • One curated piece each month, chosen for you
  • A signed Certificate of Enrollment
  • “Office Hours”, chat access with the featured scholar
  • 48-hour early access to new listings
  • Free discreet shipping

The Fellowship

The honours track, for the serious collector.

$399 /quarter
  • Three pieces plus one “Mystery Scholar” each quarter
  • A personalised, handwritten note from every scholar
  • A digital portfolio of “Course Materials”
  • Priority shipping and tracking
  • An annual “Commencement” gift box

Pause, skip, or withdraw at any time.

A subscription is a matriculation, not a marriage. Skip a month, pause the term, or withdraw entirely from your account, no dean's permission required.

Prototype notice: no real subscription is created and no payment is processed. A live store would route recurring billing through a high-risk / adult-friendly gateway (CCBill, Verotel, SegPay) or crypto, since Stripe, PayPal, and Square prohibit intimate-goods sales. Scholars are illustrative personae.