The Mathematician

Dr. Sofia L.

Ph.D., Number Theory · Princeton

Cut, as everything here is, to the golden section, the waistband to the whole as the whole is to the rest, a ratio the sunflower and the nautilus discovered long before couture did. She wore it whilst closing a proof; the margin, unlike Fermat’s, proved entirely sufficient. Q.E.D.: quite elegantly déshabillé.

Leonardo da Vinci, Vitruvian Man (c. 1490)

Da Vinci squared the circle of the body by proportion; this garment merely completes the diagram.

Field

Analytic Number Theory

Worn

21 hours, worn whilst chasing a proof to QED

Notes

Proportioned to φChalk dustAn irrational allure

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