The Neuroscientist

Dr. Vivienne A.

Ph.D., Neuroscience · MIT

Worn across a day and a half of synaptic cartography. To don it is to apprehend the qualia of genius a posteriori, Kant would insist the thing-in-itself remains forever beyond us, yet here the noumenon arrives vacuum-sealed. One does not merely acquire; one acquires a small, laundered epistemology.

Vermeer, Girl with a Pearl Earring (c. 1665)

Vermeer trapped a single, ineffable glance in oil; we have done something analogous, if more intimate, in combed cotton.

Field

Cognitive Neuroscience

Worn

34 hours, worn whilst mapping the reward circuit

Notes

Cerebral, with a long limbic finishWarm cottonA grace-note of espresso

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