The Rocket Scientist

Dr. Priya N.

Ph.D., Aerospace Engineering · Caltech / JPL

It is, with apologies for the cliché, rocket science, worn whilst threading a probe through a gravity assist with margins thinner than the gusset itself. To wear it is to achieve a modest escape velocity from the merely terrestrial. The apogee of the collection, in the only sequence Nature respects.

Van Gogh, The Starry Night (1889)

Van Gogh painted the firmament as turbulence made tender; she actually goes there, and brings back proof.

Field

Orbital Mechanics

Worn

21 hours, worn through a launch window

Notes

StratosphericOzone after rainPure delta-v

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