The Surgeon

Dr. Aisha O.

M.D., F.R.C.S. · Mayo Clinic

Primum non nocere, first, do no harm, though we make no such promise to your composure. Worn through a thirteen-hour operation upon the seat of cognition itself, this is the most credentialed object in the canon: an exercise in millimetric self-possession, now yours to hold without the malpractice exposure.

Rembrandt, The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp (1632)

Rembrandt convened scholars around a single revealed body; we, more discreetly, send the artefact to you.

Field

Neurosurgery

Worn

13-hour craniotomy

Notes

Surgically preciseSterile cottonPreternaturally steady hands

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A handwritten “lecture note”, in the scholar's own hand (+$50) A photo set, five discreet provenance images (+$75) Scent customisation, to your written brief (+$30) Rush processing, dispatched within 24 hours (+$40)

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• Signed, numbered Certificate of Authenticity
• Discreet, unmarked, vacuum-sealed packaging
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